Meet the New Neighbors.
The fatties who used to live upstairs moved out, and a pair of granola, earth-loving DJ sisters moved in. Instead of waking up to whale sex at 5am, I wake up to Katie playing her viola because, unlike Fatlock and his pursuit of a law degree, she's majoring in music.
Also, this lady moved in. She's been on our back porch all week, coming out at dusk, cleaning up her quarters, and keeping us in awe of her ability to pull a house out of her ass. I hope she stays all month and have mounted !Spider Alert! signs both inside and outside to make that happen.
Those of you who love Jesus might appreciate the crucifix on her back, which is how she got the name Neoscona Crucifera.


2 Comments:
We have a ton of spiders but none of them compare to this.
You and Mike's Mom need to get together, she has a couple of spiders she's nurturing in Pittsburgh. She kept dragging everyone that came by out to see them and had done some pretty serious research ... I never thoughts you and my MIL would have so much in common and this is why I love you!
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