It's Getting Very Scary Over Here...

This year's will be the final Halloween bash that I'll throw in Kentucky. It's a little tricky to throw a Halloween party when, you know, you live in your parents' basement, but lucky for me I have a very generous sister who lives just around the corner and fully supports my Halloween party problem commitment.

This year's party is going to be a freak show carnival theme. To prepare, I've been looking at lots of images of freaks and sideshow oddities, which may be part of the reason I couldn't sleep last night. Seriously, have you seen Camel Girl? Google her. And did you know Lobster Boy was a murderer? For reals.

Since most of you 5 readers won't be able to come to the party, I feel it's safe to share the mood board here without ruining the surprise too much. And if anyone knows where I can buy some damn cotton candy, TELL ME. Need it by Saturday.