Tuesday, February 24, 2009
For Your Infomercial
Favorite Quotes from this Sham Wow Masterpiece:
"It's made in Germany. You know the Germans always make good stuff."
"You following me, camera guy?"
"We can't do this all day."
Favorite Quotes from this Slap Chop Masterpiece:
"You're gonna be in a great mood all day 'cause you're gonna be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop."
"You love salad. You hate making it. You know you hate making salads, that's why you don't have any salad in your diet!"
"This tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life."
"You're gonna love my nuts."
"You can't open this up. It's worthless. Forget about it."
"We're gonna make America skinny again... one slap at a time."
"Tacos. Fettuccine. Linguine. Martini. Bikini."
"You know we can't do this all day."
Would it be really wrong of me to want one of these in Royal Blue?
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Sham wow's are wow-tastic. I swear they are...Matt bought some and we love them. I really want a snuggie too but Matt won't buy those cause he knows he'll never see me in anything but the snuggie for the rest of our lives.
It would be really wrong for you to want one in Royal Blue.
I love infomercials. But the Snuggie is supposedly open in the back like a hospital gown. Not cool. Although there are Snuggie Pub Crawls if you buy one...
Yes, but doesn't this one have the better name?
http://www.theslanket.com/
Megan :)
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