Today was alright.
And then it turned into a horrific pile of shit that you accidentally step on and your shoe comes flying out from underneath you and when you fall down you smack your head on the ground and when you come to your face is in the shit and there're little shit flecks all over your mouth but you're out of it from slipping on the shit so you lick your lips without thinking and then you're eating the shit that made you fall and that's all over your face and that makes you vomit but you haven't really felt like eating so the vomit is really acidic and biley and because you're still disoriented you're puking while on your back and it's projectile enough to splatter into your eye and make you go blind in a really burny way and when you finally try to stand up and scoot out of the shit-vomit pile of blind smelliness someone comes along and kicks you with all of their might right in the belly, the belly that just yakked bile in your eye, and you get your period.
I'm not really expecting tomorrow to be any better.
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Ummmmm, what happened??? I talked to you on the phone yesterday and everything seemed OK ... did we spend too much time talking about the Ski Trip logistics and not enough about your day?? Call me if you need to ... I have an office at work now and can close the door : )
I hate MLK weekend, it keeps kicking me and Im done with it
Dude, I AM WITH YOU. Shit is fucked.
you OK now? You should come over.
i'm sorry, but that made me laugh! you are too funny. i think it was the last bit: and then you get your period.
sorry about all the shit, good way of expressing it though. love you.
can't wait to see you saturday. don't steal my baby.
It burns doesn't it.
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