Bon Jour, Buster...

Leigh is cute. She does very cute things. Buster is her cat. He is very old. Leigh does very cute things to Buster. Except when she pulls out his hair. That is sad and not cute.

Since Buster is old, he gets cold a lot. Since Leigh loves Buster, she tries to make him warmer. Buster used to have a Santa cape that made him think he was hot shit. More like a pimp than Santa. Leigh let someone else use the Santa cape so when Buster got cold the other day, Leigh had to improvise. She found a sock and cut the toe off. She put Buster's head through the new hole and was left with an extra piece of round fabric. Leigh decided to accessorize.

Introducing Monsieur Buster. He feasts on paté and likes to eat cigars. In his younger days he probably drank scotch.

Buster thinks he is very sexy as a Frenchman. But not everyone agrees. Leigh's husband, Nash, had this to say about Buster's new clothes.

"Why'd you make Buster a Jew, Leigh?"

Nash is cute, too. He says very cute things.

(Thanks to Leigh, Nash, Buster, Avo and Kona for letting me shack. I'd like to discuss me moving in permanently.)